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Future Demotivational Poster



TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by justme

deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am
d*** right we have to go back!

Question -


HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.

TAGS: back future brown mcfly
Rating: 4.27/5

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jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:57 pm
With creationist pushing Republicans blocking anything productive... its a safe bet
Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 8:32 am
We still have 3.5 years before we can say anything...



TAGS: the future is now
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Bull

Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:22 pm
You guys know I usually steal these jokes from other sites right?
GaryO - August 8, 2012, 10:28 am
x2 (what space said)
Bull - August 8, 2012, 4:43 am
thanks space!
spacedog - August 7, 2012, 7:35 pm
Great posters today Bull.

Future -

TAGS: future prospect stripper
Rating: 4.19/5

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JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 2:06 pm
Why? She'll probobly make more money than you ;)
manos - February 6, 2014, 8:30 am
hmm.. f*** you dude thats not nice. i laughed for an instance but immediately realised this is quite insulting and f***ed up...
JesusWept - January 14, 2014, 1:07 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:01 pm
Dammit! I dropped math in high school and still managed to miss my calling in life. :( But I did learn enough algebra to know 5x1 to the nth power of L=5L.


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by giulio

Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.

STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back

THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-

TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes



TAGS: yogi berra future past vision
Rating: 4.83/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:36 am
This sucks. I hope that you die, you piece of s**t!

FUTURE MECHA-LINCOLN - Will still take the time to pose for an old time photo

TAGS: future mecha lincoln
Rating: 2.68/5
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 12:05 am
Awesome shop job. Thanks for the new desktop

THE FUTURE - Nuclear war?! Global warming?! Terrorism?! No… Only cold loneliness.

TAGS: future loneliness
Rating: 3.72/5

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spacedog - March 10, 2010, 5:48 pm
Nice demotivator.

FLUX CAPACITOR - Making time travel possible Since 1985


TAGS: samuel clemens not to impressed with the future star trek
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.


TAGS: future progress procrastination hammy
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

crazyman - March 30, 2011, 8:56 pm
It's the doc


TAGS: forward thinking australia future cars
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 22, 2012, 8:19 pm
And where's the people flitting around in jetpacks? And robots doing all the housework. The roomba's nice, but kinda primitive, yes?


TAGS: future serial killers of america
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
Time enough to sleep when you die. Later Bone.
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:56 pm
Night all, time to get some sleep
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:34 pm
I've been working my brains out...so I took a little vacation. Now I'm really tired!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:10 pm
anywho...lifes been good but I'm beat to shat
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:09 pm
sorry I was doing my due diligence in submitting apparent nsfw posters
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 9:56 pm
Whats good Bone! Whats really good?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
evening bone. good night everyone! ;)
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 9:14 pm
Evening guys and gals
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
LOVE IT!!!!!

OH MY GAWD!!! - Where is that license plate from? Are my eyes going bad? What does it say above 88MPH?

TAGS: delorean back to the future
Rating: 1.68/5

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-quote needed- - April 9, 2009, 6:16 pm
yeah thats definitely a kansas plate
UncleJeeves - December 23, 2008, 4:28 pm
I've seen this around Overland Park.
Otown - December 16, 2008, 7:48 pm
I've seen it on the K-10 and booking it.
Kooter - December 10, 2008, 5:54 am
He drives this car around Olathe. As far as I've seen, he's made it a near perfect match. I see him at the QT every so often.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 9:14 am
no such thing as delorian, but a DeLorean could do 0-88 in 6 boring hours
Cass - August 28, 2008, 2:59 am
Our AZ Delorian says MPH 88 on the plate.
Steve - July 15, 2008, 11:37 am
Ha ha! Either Doc or Marty took the thing and got it tagged in Kansas. They must have been worried about it passing an emmisions test in California... either that or they needed to a place with enough road to get up to 88mph

ROADS? - Where we're going, we don't need roads

TAGS: back to the future
Rating: 3.83/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - December 11, 2009, 6:31 pm
1955, here I come!
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 5:56 pm
amsome reference!



TAGS: future randon kid trusr parent
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 18, 2012, 5:24 am
Zetmonk - October 18, 2012, 3:37 am
So simple, and yet absolute genius!


...UNTIL FACEBOOK - Now, you can bring up your past by clicking "Add Friend."


TAGS: nature balance zombie dinosaur future
Rating: 4.64/5

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FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 2:33 pm
Hmm, awfully close to one that looks vaguely familiar :) #131999
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah, I was sick that day. Figures.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 8:14 pm
You behind on the times Mr mod? This is for the team motifake challenge.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:04 pm
You guys? Who guys? Still, 5L!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 8:54 pm
Very good you guys. 5L

THE NAVY OF TOMORROW - finally here today

TAGS: navy future today
Rating: 4.13/5

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 7:13 pm
Isnt Littoral Combat Ship LCS not LSC? Just sayin.
TheTrashHeap - January 4, 2011, 9:17 am
Clitoral Combat? Sounds like a great title for a lesbian p*** film.
Peso - January 4, 2011, 6:58 am
That gentlemen, is the newest type frigate built for the US Navy. It's called a Littoral Combat Ship (LSC) class and it is the "wave of the future" in naval warfare. General Dynamics and Lockheed Martin are vying for the contract.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 1:33 pm
It looks like a Cylon helmet from the old Battlestar Galactica. With a touch of Darth Vaders thrown in.
Ed-Hyde - August 12, 2010, 12:15 pm
and I think they ordered 8 of them. Latest class of destroyers. reduced rader and sonar signatures, extremely high speed. and a metric b*** ton of missles.
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 10:16 am
it's the U.S.S. Independence
Iconoclast - August 12, 2010, 10:08 am
The lines also suggest that it uses stealth technology - reduces the image on radar.
Bakstabr - August 11, 2010, 11:46 pm
It's a hydrofoil. It's cool because the faster it goes the higher up off the water it comes so less drag, hence the two large wings coming off the sides. That is an actual boat and i think should join the fleet in about a year or so.
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 8:46 pm
it's a motifake not to be taken seriously I have no idea what type of boat
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:23 pm
what the hell type of boat is that?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:10 pm
It can't be the future if it is already here now. It could be the present, but not the future.
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 8:07 pm
is the future
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:03 pm
And this?

HUMANITY - "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity"-Albert Einstein

TAGS: albert einstein technology human humanity future
Rating: 3.86/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 5:06 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 2:02 am
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery........Or you're just not funny and no one loves you.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am


TAGS: future bomb
Rating: 3.35/5

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Ganon - May 24, 2009, 3:15 am
A brighter future...underground!
Cubbybear - February 27, 2009, 11:40 am
Losing faith in the Messiah to Ron?



TAGS: life time future human nature politic corporation government lobby progress africa america dream
Rating: 3.05/5

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realitysucks - September 16, 2009, 12:59 pm
can you say "out of context"?

THE FUTURE - This is what it looks like.

TAGS: the future god aizen bleach
Rating: 1.83/5

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skateinferno - March 18, 2013, 11:03 pm
yes.because one day we will definitely have a clever fake soul society captain on our money.
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 12:58 pm
i would love to see the strippers face the next morning when she was going through her bills. the comments have made this poster worth an additional L
Fatt Matt - February 10, 2010, 12:43 pm
I see a 1L in your future
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:21 pm

true story - I just PM you
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:20 pm
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:16 pm

tomorrow is payday. I go to topless bars and leave with more cash than I brought.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:11 pm
16.28 more, and we got us a lap dance!!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:09 pm

Don't worry, I am Jewish.....nobody would do it for the $3.72 I have in liquid a**ets
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:06 pm
Strippers!?! if that's in my future, cancel that hit contract then..
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:58 am

after looking at the pic, that is stripper cash. Not so bad then.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:55 am
if this is the future? then yes, please do
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:53 am

can I? Really?
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:50 am
kill me now
Mr. Shiny - February 10, 2010, 4:01 am
I hope not.

ACCORDING - To this line your soulmate is married With three kids

TAGS: your future is very lonely
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cyberhagen - July 5, 2011, 2:27 pm
Youch.. that'd be a FML moment.
Reality Lord - July 4, 2011, 2:05 pm

i lol'd.

100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?

TAGS: factsoflife tv history future studying
Rating: 3.5/5

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MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of cr@p.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.




TAGS: mayan s future predict
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

akoldman - April 2, 2013, 3:20 am
You say Mayans but the item you are showing is Aztec.
maoworks2 - December 21, 2012, 12:53 pm
Look Under Your Bed !
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2012, 11:43 am
There are.


TAGS: youth are are the future rulers teach them right
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:13 am
Was the teacher a former Nazi or something of that nature?
motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:10 pm
The imperial system is a British import like most of US's original pilgrims, maybe some things are better unchanged - like the width of the broad gauge train track...
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:24 am
The metric system, "look at the big brain on Brad"
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:32 am
Funny! The U.S. is the only country in the "developed world" which steadfastly refuses to adopt the metric system. Why? Moti gets 5L for this one!
Silverheart - February 1, 2013, 8:57 pm
1 kilometer = 0.621371 miles... teacher is wrong, but hard to understand the logic behind '1 kilometer is greater than 1 mile'? Teacher fail, 5 miLes (or 8.04672 kiLometers).

predictions -

TAGS: 3d movies films hollywood future
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 31, 2013, 1:45 am
Ye5, but not as awesome as that 3D in Back to the Future.

2075 A.D. -

MURPHY'S LAW - ''If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.''


OUR FUTURE - I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

TAGS: future
Rating: 3.12/5

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Rhovanmark - February 23, 2012, 1:23 pm
Tags are a good idea.
Airman - February 23, 2012, 11:35 am
just put it in the tags.. easy solution. You're about 100,000 posters too late on the learning thingy
ICEMAN - February 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Meanwhile you try to pass it off as your own.
Rhovanmark - February 22, 2012, 11:27 pm
I thought about doing that, but this way it encourages people to learn by having to find the info on their own
ICEMAN - February 22, 2012, 8:40 pm
The very least you could do is give Einstein credit for the quote. 3


OUR FUTURE - 10 years in advance

TAGS: future
Rating: 3.07/5

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phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 2:35 am
h** dang that's funny...
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:54 pm

have another roofie....just with Korea, Iran...the possibilities are very real. Dr. avitar scares me too....
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:52 pm
rerun's glass is 1/2 empty
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 8:50 pm
true, true...
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:49 pm

I understand that, just at our current rate we are probably headed to this future sooner than 10 years
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 8:48 pm
that's what the mutant in the pic's for
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:47 pm

really think it will be 10 years? Probably less


THE FUTURE - Right now it doesn't look so bright.

TAGS: the future
Rating: 2.55/5

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Anonymous2 - April 5, 2009, 4:12 pm
:) Sometimes, you can't make it to the car when you see the lion...


TAGS: funny internet nerd future
Rating: 2/5

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RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:49 pm
you never forget your first goatse
your mom - July 22, 2008, 12:59 pm
I think he found his dads p***.



TAGS: past future same death rerun
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sho - January 22, 2011, 9:29 pm
Well I may not be a greybeard, but I still think this one is better
rerun - January 21, 2011, 1:59 pm

@LIfe, you may have noticed (doubtful) that there are over 70,000 motifakes here. Pics get reused all the time. Let it die, so much as fart and anything gos as far as people here abusing you
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:41 pm
@Life: Maybe it would be a good idea to learn to write proper English first. I'm sure it would be a great improvement. After you've achieved that try to grow a sense of humor that's not just funny to you and you might be on to something. Want help? Ask!!!
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:14 am
Well you're wrong. You give me a pic that you have an amsome idea on and i will show you a different approach from a handful of grey beards. Pics are only half of the motifake.
Life - January 21, 2011, 11:07 am
Hey man mod grey beard if they are so epic and all powerful on this site then why can't they I think they should be original all the time or else they are just being nooby and are a shame to grey beards
Zook - January 20, 2011, 1:23 pm
epic 5L
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 10:20 am
It amazes me that a lil noob like you life has the balls to call out a Grey Beard let alone a mod for using the same pic as you used. There is no shame when the new poster doesn't correlate with yours and is so much better too.
Life - January 20, 2011, 9:36 am
http://www.motifake.com/123037 for shame

FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC - McFly! You've got a lot of explaining to do!

TAGS: facebook lincoln funny future
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rudedog - December 11, 2012, 12:38 am
That's funny


TAGS: future tech backtothefuture mcfly tth
Rating: 4.52/5

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demon001 - December 30, 2014, 4:20 pm
And the flying cars? Where the he** are our flying cars????
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 6:11 pm



TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 t x sarah john connor terminatrix fine accuracy
Rating: 3.42/5

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bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm
where is this picture from??

T-600 -


TAGS: future of fish is dinner
Rating: 3.25/5

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Kspace - July 18, 2011, 8:40 am
As we comment instead of tunneling now: fillets patted dry, dipped in a light flour coating, fried in oil and lemon juice, salt & pepper to taste; make a sauce with the pan drippings & serve with rice & salad.
Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2011, 2:18 am
Alternative serving suggestion; Filleted, battered and deep fried with large cut chips, salt and vinegar (the variety of your choice) to taste.


TAGS: life time human nature joke then now family future
Rating: 3.18/5

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lolman - August 17, 2009, 1:46 am
she was on TV the other night and showed her stomach... i threw up in my mouth .. alot.
MO - August 2, 2009, 10:48 am
v*****! It may not be a clown car, but in this family....it's a semi-automatic!

THE FUTURE - Sometimes it isn't ahead, but behind you.

Long Distance Relationship -

TAGS: single long distance relationship future
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - August 27, 2013, 9:08 pm
Another fave


A vision -

TAGS: future world city planning
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:25 pm
Hallucinations almost require funding these days 5L.

Future Archaeologists -


TAGS: future note
Rating: 4.91/5

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BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 11:05 pm
Same here - as long as they're round ;-)
pickleviper - January 18, 2013, 6:16 am
I like big b***s...
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:17 pm
"Too big"? Get ready to jump
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 6:48 pm
Hah! Seems that ‘without thinking’ part is kinda where we all get in trouble. I have a woodshop. It’s pretty handy sometimes.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 4:00 pm
One time my wife asked the dreaded 'does this make my b*** look big'. Without thinking, I replied 'no, it looked pretty big already'. If I knew where that ledge was, I'd have gone there. 5Ls.
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 8:09 pm
Let’s just say it’s a bit more comfy out on a ledge…..at times
Greeny - January 13, 2013, 6:43 pm
Experience cometh after the fall, eh?

retribution -

TAGS: saint sinner past future
Rating: 4.81/5

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forseti - April 26, 2013, 4:55 am
Sho - where quality meets art.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 10:32 pm
Shyt Sho, you’ve reached beyond some sorta ethereal creep factor apex with yer last two posters, w-a-a-a-a-y beyond. The elsewhere of one talented duck. What’s creepy is you just got creepier….all five lions have been tamed to quivering scaredy cats.

Size Doesn't Matter -

TAGS: squirrel brain size plan future
Rating: 4.8/5

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CloudchaserS - October 13, 2013, 4:56 am
I see I'm not the only one here who likes The Onion :-)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 12, 2013, 11:14 am
Just brings so many tears to my eyes. . . *sniff* 5 nutty squirrels.


TAGS: future life
Rating: 4.69/5

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MY FAVOURITE COLOUR ? - Black... It Reminds Me Of Your Future

WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES - You will move into your future. I will be held in the present and my poverty.

TAGS: walk shoes future present poverty
Rating: 4.14/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:07 pm
Thanks mao.
maoworks2 - May 27, 2012, 8:05 am

FUTURE - Farther you see, darker it is.

TAGS: future dark
Rating: 3.85/5

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Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 4:58 pm
The stork is an unattended bonus...good job



IT IS THURSDAY - I see a Friday in your very near future

BIOFUEL - The future has arrived

BACK TO THE FUTURE II - We have neither hoverboards nor do we have flying cars, but at least every damn movie is in 3D.

TAGS: back to the future 2 3d movies
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
He's a constant low vote bomber... overdue punishment.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 6:19 pm
Not sure why he asked me about this on the other poster. Oh well.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 6:13 pm

never saw Avatar, don't plan on seeing it.



TAGS: timmy lassie future
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - September 18, 2010, 1:30 pm


TEAMWORK - Only by working together can we close the noose on the past for future generations self-esteem.

DOMINATION - If you cannot predict the future, create it.

TAGS: predict the future
Rating: 3.53/5

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G4briel - April 21, 2010, 4:47 pm
Deleting it is so much better...

THE FUTURE - Just Making The Stuff We Already Have Look Cooler.

TAGS: future cooler the lol car
Rating: 3.5/5

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Bartimaeus - August 11, 2010, 9:37 pm
Imagine getting rear ended by that thing.
Derek - August 11, 2010, 9:32 pm
The cooler the car the worse the visibility
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:21 pm

RR once said to me "own the joke" . this is ok...patience and work the idea dude.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
@whatukno it's a bit concerning that you know what a b*** plug looks like
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'm concerned if you park your b*** plug in your driveway! What have you been putting up there? Its an exit for petes sake
whatukno - August 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Anyone else disturbed by the fact it looks like a b*** plug?
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:27 pm
would you really drive this type of thing? it looks like the bastard child of a prius and a turd
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 8:02 pm
You Bobviously don't get the joke......you should be ashamed of yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 7:59 pm
With all those "not funny enough's" in the queue, THIS gets through?

PREDICTION - Telling the future by looking at the past assuming that conditions remain constant. This is like driving a car by looking in the rear-view mirror.



TAGS: life time day past future celebration original 20 july 1969 nasa apollo 11 dream imagination
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:14 pm
Canada did it better.


TAGS: time past pre post existing condition future joke biohazard caution sign human destiny
Rating: 3.17/5

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okami - December 3, 2009, 6:42 pm
pretty well sums up the insurance company-GOP position, I'd say. . .


TAGS: future football 49er 5 superbowls how does your team have
Rating: 3/5

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motisteel - February 22, 2010, 8:21 pm
Pittsburgh... been there, done that!
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:35 pm
that last Grey Cup was interesting
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
Go Bombers!
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
Winnipeg Blue Bombers!
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:30 pm
Im from Manitoba not Saskatchewan.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:30 pm
Go cheer for your Roughriders
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:24 pm
GO Saints!
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:18 pm
God d***t, now im pissed
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:16 pm
Game over.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:14 pm
have I ever refused ya’?...lol ur welcome Mr. G.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
Thank you, Ron.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:09 pm
OOOOOH....destiny getting closer.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:08 pm
SHUT UP PHIL!!!! Hows that?...lol
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:07 pm
Somebody please tell Phil Simms to shut the fukk up.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:39 pm
Wow... so Bing.com finally forces Google to crank out some commercials, huh?
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:33 pm
DESTINY will come thru...you,ll see.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah it looks like it's gonna come down to the last possession.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:27 pm
This is turning into a good game
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:26 pm
That was a fun 5 minutes...lol
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:25 pm
Spoke kind of soon there
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
Nice to see the Saints finally ahead...lol

WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE - A world of enforced illiteracy, constant surveillance and automated pet torture


THE HILLS - Give 'em 10 years, one will be doing porn, one will be strung out, one will really "find jesus", and one will be doing commercials for feminine itch.

Man Without A Face -

TAGS: good evil chess past future
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 7:59 am
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - March 24, 2014, 7:25 am

very nice

Welcome Mr. Bond... -

Justin Bieber -

TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?

And In The End -

TAGS: my little babies future death
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - October 17, 2014, 12:48 pm
...sure thing, after I get done cleaning up this mess; someone didn't put the mayonnaise lid back on tight...
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 12:45 pm
exactly; perhaps they should be saved upon a golden disc & launched to the stars to share with a distant life form - who then would most likely avoid this planet...
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:37 am
The melon....has found the cold dark place. While there, would you be so kind to reach in a bit further and grab me that porter?
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 6:09 pm
5L (or, in this case 500 DOA)
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 6:07 pm
Pretty 'Halloweeny', Greeny. Looks like all posters painting the image. Such it is, as sculpture in sand.

Just a world that we all must share -

TAGS: ravaged future
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spanko

spanko - October 16, 2014, 10:50 am
Greeny - October 16, 2014, 10:02 am

one day -



Knock Knock -

Writing a Future -

The Grandfather Paradox -

TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am
mind; POOM!

THE FUTURE - In space...no one can file for disability, beg for money, do drugs, experience paternity testing, have custody battles, etc...

TAGS: future poverty society downside
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:42 pm
Only because we aren't really there yet.