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Future Demotivational Poster


BACK TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by justme

deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm, #228892
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm, #227189
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm, #227139
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am, #224419
d*** right we have to go back!


SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -




Question -




HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.


TAGS: back future brown mcfly
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by evilgenius89103

jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:57 pm, #224434
With creationist pushing Republicans blocking anything productive... its a safe bet
Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 8:32 am, #224415
We still have 3.5 years before we can say anything...


FIELD OF DREAMS -




UNPREDICTABILITY -


TAGS: the future is now
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Bull

Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:22 pm, #238224
You guys know I usually steal these jokes from other sites right?
GaryO - August 8, 2012, 10:28 am, #238213
x2 (what space said)
Bull - August 8, 2012, 4:43 am, #238206
thanks space!
spacedog - August 7, 2012, 7:35 pm, #238178
Great posters today Bull.


Future -


TAGS: future prospect stripper
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 7, 2014, 2:06 pm, #252749
Why? She'll probobly make more money than you ;)
manos - February 6, 2014, 8:30 am, #252718
hmm.. f*** you dude thats not nice. i laughed for an instance but immediately realised this is quite insulting and f***ed up...
JesusWept - January 14, 2014, 1:07 pm, #252174
Thanks :)
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:01 pm, #252173
Dammit! I dropped math in high school and still managed to miss my calling in life. :( But I did learn enough algebra to know 5x1 to the nth power of L=5L.


CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by giulio

Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm, #156172
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.




STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back




SOLUTION -




RETROSPECT -


TAGS: yogi berra future past vision
Rating: 4.83/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:36 am, #231626
This sucks. I hope that you die, you piece of s**t!


FUTURE MECHA-LINCOLN - Will still take the time to pose for an old time photo


TAGS: future mecha lincoln
Rating: 2.68/5
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 12:05 am, #10887
Awesome shop job. Thanks for the new desktop


THE INEVITABLE TERMINUS - I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones -Albert Einstein-


TAGS: world war wasteland desolation future
Rating: 4.96/5

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kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:50 am, #225496
then what about WW5? im thinking marionettes


THE FUTURE - Nuclear war?! Global warming?! Terrorism?! No… Only cold loneliness.


TAGS: future loneliness
Rating: 3.72/5

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spacedog - March 10, 2010, 5:48 pm, #163709
Nice demotivator.


FLUX CAPACITOR - Making time travel possible Since 1985




SAMUEL CLEMENS -


TAGS: samuel clemens not to impressed with the future star trek
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am, #178421
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am, #178325
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am, #178324
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: future progress procrastination hammy
Rating: 4.66/5

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crazyman - March 30, 2011, 8:56 pm, #215534
It's the doc


FORWARD THINKING -


TAGS: forward thinking australia future cars
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 22, 2012, 8:19 pm, #234997
And where's the people flitting around in jetpacks? And robots doing all the housework. The roomba's nice, but kinda primitive, yes?


THIS IS BILLY -


TAGS: future serial killers of america
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 11:59 pm, #181366
Time enough to sleep when you die. Later Bone.
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:56 pm, #181365
Night all, time to get some sleep
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:34 pm, #181353
I've been working my brains out...so I took a little vacation. Now I'm really tired!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 10:32 pm, #181352
Bone-tired?
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:10 pm, #181349
anywho...lifes been good but I'm beat to shat
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:09 pm, #181348
sorry I was doing my due diligence in submitting apparent nsfw posters
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 9:56 pm, #181347
Whats good Bone! Whats really good?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm, #181337
evening bone. good night everyone! ;)
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 9:14 pm, #181332
Evening guys and gals
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm, #134740
LOVE IT!!!!!


OH MY GAWD!!! - Where is that license plate from? Are my eyes going bad? What does it say above 88MPH?


TAGS: delorean back to the future
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Yuya Mudkip

-quote needed- - April 9, 2009, 6:16 pm, #71854
yeah thats definitely a kansas plate
UncleJeeves - December 23, 2008, 4:28 pm, #46289
I've seen this around Overland Park.
Otown - December 16, 2008, 7:48 pm, #44861
I've seen it on the K-10 and booking it.
Kooter - December 10, 2008, 5:54 am, #43215
He drives this car around Olathe. As far as I've seen, he's made it a near perfect match. I see him at the QT every so often.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 9:14 am, #19127
no such thing as delorian, but a DeLorean could do 0-88 in 6 boring hours
Cass - August 28, 2008, 2:59 am, #17202
Our AZ Delorian says MPH 88 on the plate.
Steve - July 15, 2008, 11:37 am, #9571
Ha ha! Either Doc or Marty took the thing and got it tagged in Kansas. They must have been worried about it passing an emmisions test in California... either that or they needed to a place with enough road to get up to 88mph


ROADS? - Where we're going, we don't need roads


TAGS: back to the future
Rating: 3.83/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - December 11, 2009, 6:31 pm, #144777
1955, here I come!
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 5:56 pm, #144764
amsome reference!


IRONY -




FUTURE -


TAGS: future randon kid trusr parent
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

mariand - October 18, 2012, 5:24 am, #240031
lol
Zetmonk - October 18, 2012, 3:37 am, #240030
So simple, and yet absolute genius!


GENERATIONS -




...UNTIL FACEBOOK - Now, you can bring up your past by clicking "Add Friend."




REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE -


TAGS: nature balance zombie dinosaur future
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by TheMotiMilitia

FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 2:33 pm, #220224
Hmm, awfully close to one that looks vaguely familiar :) #131999
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:29 pm, #188412
Yeah, I was sick that day. Figures.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 8:14 pm, #188408
You behind on the times Mr mod? This is for the team motifake challenge.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:04 pm, #188407
You guys? Who guys? Still, 5L!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 8:54 pm, #188052
Very good you guys. 5L


THE NAVY OF TOMORROW - finally here today


TAGS: navy future today
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by guyfox

Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 7:13 pm, #211147
Isnt Littoral Combat Ship LCS not LSC? Just sayin.
TheTrashHeap - January 4, 2011, 9:17 am, #209109
Clitoral Combat? Sounds like a great title for a lesbian p*** film.
Peso - January 4, 2011, 6:58 am, #209097
That gentlemen, is the newest type frigate built for the US Navy. It's called a Littoral Combat Ship (LSC) class and it is the "wave of the future" in naval warfare. General Dynamics and Lockheed Martin are vying for the contract.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 1:33 pm, #189031
It looks like a Cylon helmet from the old Battlestar Galactica. With a touch of Darth Vaders thrown in.
Ed-Hyde - August 12, 2010, 12:15 pm, #189008
and I think they ordered 8 of them. Latest class of destroyers. reduced rader and sonar signatures, extremely high speed. and a metric b*** ton of missles.
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 10:16 am, #188991
it's the U.S.S. Independence
Iconoclast - August 12, 2010, 10:08 am, #188989
The lines also suggest that it uses stealth technology - reduces the image on radar.
Bakstabr - August 11, 2010, 11:46 pm, #188950
It's a hydrofoil. It's cool because the faster it goes the higher up off the water it comes so less drag, hence the two large wings coming off the sides. That is an actual boat and i think should join the fleet in about a year or so.
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 8:46 pm, #188899
it's a motifake not to be taken seriously I have no idea what type of boat
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:23 pm, #188893
what the hell type of boat is that?
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:10 pm, #188892
It can't be the future if it is already here now. It could be the present, but not the future.
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 8:07 pm, #188891
is the future
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:03 pm, #188888
And this?


A BRIGHT FUTURE -


TAGS: future bomb
Rating: 3.35/5

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Ganon - May 24, 2009, 3:15 am, #81779
A brighter future...underground!
Cubbybear - February 27, 2009, 11:40 am, #62234
Losing faith in the Messiah to Ron?


MOTHER NATURE -




DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time future human nature politic corporation government lobby progress africa america dream
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by giulio

realitysucks - September 16, 2009, 12:59 pm, #118365
can you say "out of context"?


THE FUTURE - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: the future god aizen bleach
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by nerdling25

skateinferno - March 18, 2013, 11:03 pm, #244426
yes.because one day we will definitely have a clever fake soul society captain on our money.
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 12:58 pm, #157145
i would love to see the strippers face the next morning when she was going through her bills. the comments have made this poster worth an additional L
Fatt Matt - February 10, 2010, 12:43 pm, #157142
I see a 1L in your future
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:21 pm, #157135

true story - I just PM you
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:20 pm, #157133
"YIPES!!"
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:16 pm, #157131

tomorrow is payday. I go to topless bars and leave with more cash than I brought.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:11 pm, #157127
16.28 more, and we got us a lap dance!!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:09 pm, #157126

Don't worry, I am Jewish.....nobody would do it for the $3.72 I have in liquid a**ets
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:06 pm, #157125
Strippers!?! if that's in my future, cancel that hit contract then..
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:58 am, #157124

after looking at the pic, that is stripper cash. Not so bad then.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:55 am, #157123
if this is the future? then yes, please do
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:53 am, #157122

can I? Really?
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:50 am, #157121
kill me now
Mr. Shiny - February 10, 2010, 4:01 am, #157076
I hope not.


ACCORDING - To this line your soulmate is married With three kids


TAGS: your future is very lonely
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

Cyberhagen - July 5, 2011, 2:27 pm, #220994
Youch.. that'd be a FML moment.
Reality Lord - July 4, 2011, 2:05 pm, #220960

i lol'd.


HUMANITY - "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity"-Albert Einstein


TAGS: albert einstein technology human humanity future
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 5:06 pm, #172616
huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 2:02 am, #172087
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery........Or you're just not funny and no one loves you.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am, #172082
hmmmmmmmm


100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?


TAGS: factsoflife tv history future studying
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am, #236105
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am, #236048
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of cr@p.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am, #236038
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm, #236017
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.


ROADS -




FROM TIME TO TIME -




MAYAN'S -


TAGS: mayan s future predict
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

akoldman - April 2, 2013, 3:20 am, #244807
You say Mayans but the item you are showing is Aztec.
maoworks2 - December 21, 2012, 12:53 pm, #241725
Look Under Your Bed !
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2012, 11:43 am, #241721
There are.


LIFE LESSONS -


TAGS: youth are are the future rulers teach them right
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:13 am, #255236
Was the teacher a former Nazi or something of that nature?
motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:10 pm, #243070
The imperial system is a British import like most of US's original pilgrims, maybe some things are better unchanged - like the width of the broad gauge train track...
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:24 am, #243066
The metric system, "look at the big brain on Brad"
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:32 am, #243052
Funny! The U.S. is the only country in the "developed world" which steadfastly refuses to adopt the metric system. Why? Moti gets 5L for this one!
Silverheart - February 1, 2013, 8:57 pm, #243040
1 kilometer = 0.621371 miles... teacher is wrong, but hard to understand the logic behind '1 kilometer is greater than 1 mile'? Teacher fail, 5 miLes (or 8.04672 kiLometers).


predictions -


TAGS: 3d movies films hollywood future
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 31, 2013, 1:45 am, #249206
Ye5, but not as awesome as that 3D in Back to the Future.


2075 A.D. -




MURPHY'S LAW - ''If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.''




AMERICAS FUTURE -




OUR FUTURE - I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.


TAGS: future
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Rhovanmark

Rhovanmark - February 23, 2012, 1:23 pm, #230026
Tags are a good idea.
Airman - February 23, 2012, 11:35 am, #230025
just put it in the tags.. easy solution. You're about 100,000 posters too late on the learning thingy
ICEMAN - February 23, 2012, 12:12 am, #230012
Meanwhile you try to pass it off as your own.
Rhovanmark - February 22, 2012, 11:27 pm, #230011
I thought about doing that, but this way it encourages people to learn by having to find the info on their own
ICEMAN - February 22, 2012, 8:40 pm, #230003
The very least you could do is give Einstein credit for the quote. 3


DARK AGES -




OUR FUTURE - 10 years in advance


TAGS: future
Rating: 3.07/5

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phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 2:35 am, #151597
h** dang that's funny...
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:54 pm, #151514

have another roofie....just with Korea, Iran...the possibilities are very real. Dr. avitar scares me too....
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:52 pm, #151513
rerun's glass is 1/2 empty
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 8:50 pm, #151512
true, true...
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:49 pm, #151511

I understand that, just at our current rate we are probably headed to this future sooner than 10 years
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 8:48 pm, #151509
that's what the mutant in the pic's for
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:47 pm, #151507

really think it will be 10 years? Probably less


ATOMIC ARMAGEDDON -




THE FUTURE - Right now it doesn't look so bright.


TAGS: the future
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Ryank

Anonymous2 - April 5, 2009, 4:12 pm, #70775
:) Sometimes, you can't make it to the car when you see the lion...


FUTURE INTERNET NERD - B/C SOON THEYL B TOKNG LIEK THIS!!11! WTF LOL


TAGS: funny internet nerd future
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Sam

RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:49 pm, #13068
you never forget your first goatse
your mom - July 22, 2008, 12:59 pm, #10690
I think he found his dads p***.


IT STARTS SOMEWHERE -




THE FUTURE -


TAGS: past future same death rerun
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sho - January 22, 2011, 9:29 pm, #210577
Well I may not be a greybeard, but I still think this one is better
rerun - January 21, 2011, 1:59 pm, #210482

@LIfe, you may have noticed (doubtful) that there are over 70,000 motifakes here. Pics get reused all the time. Let it die, so much as fart and anything gos as far as people here abusing you
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:41 pm, #210460
@Life: Maybe it would be a good idea to learn to write proper English first. I'm sure it would be a great improvement. After you've achieved that try to grow a sense of humor that's not just funny to you and you might be on to something. Want help? Ask!!!
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:14 am, #210456
Well you're wrong. You give me a pic that you have an amsome idea on and i will show you a different approach from a handful of grey beards. Pics are only half of the motifake.
Life - January 21, 2011, 11:07 am, #210453
Hey man mod grey beard if they are so epic and all powerful on this site then why can't they I think they should be original all the time or else they are just being nooby and are a shame to grey beards
Zook - January 20, 2011, 1:23 pm, #210370
epic 5L
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am, #210366

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am, #210365

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 10:20 am, #210360
It amazes me that a lil noob like you life has the balls to call out a Grey Beard let alone a mod for using the same pic as you used. There is no shame when the new poster doesn't correlate with yours and is so much better too.
Life - January 20, 2011, 9:36 am, #210353
http://www.motifake.com/123037 for shame


FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC - McFly! You've got a lot of explaining to do!


TAGS: facebook lincoln funny future
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rudedog - December 11, 2012, 12:38 am, #241376
That's funny


WE'VE COME A LONG WAY. -


TAGS: future tech backtothefuture mcfly tth
Rating: 4.52/5

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demon001 - December 30, 2014, 4:20 pm, #259227
And the flying cars? Where the he** are our flying cars????
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 6:11 pm, #189504
LOL!!!!!!!


RESENTMENT -




CAMERON -


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 t x sarah john connor terminatrix fine accuracy
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by giulio

bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm, #186249
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm, #167355
where is this picture from??


T-600 -




FUTURE OF FISH -


TAGS: future of fish is dinner
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Kspace - July 18, 2011, 8:40 am, #221503
As we comment instead of tunneling now: fillets patted dry, dipped in a light flour coating, fried in oil and lemon juice, salt & pepper to taste; make a sauce with the pan drippings & serve with rice & salad.
Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2011, 2:18 am, #221467
Alternative serving suggestion; Filleted, battered and deep fried with large cut chips, salt and vinegar (the variety of your choice) to taste.


THE FUTURE - Sometimes it isn't ahead, but behind you.




Long Distance Relationship -


TAGS: single long distance relationship future
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

BobbEdwards - August 27, 2013, 9:08 pm, #249122
Another fave


A vision -


TAGS: future world city planning
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:25 pm, #253599
Hallucinations almost require funding these days 5L.


MEN AT WORK -




Future Archaeologists -




COAT? -


TAGS: future note
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by GaryO

BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 11:05 pm, #246725
Same here - as long as they're round ;-)
pickleviper - January 18, 2013, 6:16 am, #242580
I like big b***s...
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:17 pm, #242461
"Too big"? Get ready to jump
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 6:48 pm, #242459
Hah! Seems that ‘without thinking’ part is kinda where we all get in trouble. I have a woodshop. It’s pretty handy sometimes.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 4:00 pm, #242457
One time my wife asked the dreaded 'does this make my b*** look big'. Without thinking, I replied 'no, it looked pretty big already'. If I knew where that ledge was, I'd have gone there. 5Ls.
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 8:09 pm, #242440
Let’s just say it’s a bit more comfy out on a ledge…..at times
Greeny - January 13, 2013, 6:43 pm, #242438
Experience cometh after the fall, eh?


retribution -


TAGS: saint sinner past future
Rating: 4.81/5

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forseti - April 26, 2013, 4:55 am, #245364
Sho - where quality meets art.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 10:32 pm, #245359
Shyt Sho, you’ve reached beyond some sorta ethereal creep factor apex with yer last two posters, w-a-a-a-a-y beyond. The elsewhere of one talented duck. What’s creepy is you just got creepier….all five lions have been tamed to quivering scaredy cats.


Size Doesn't Matter -


TAGS: squirrel brain size plan future
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - October 13, 2013, 4:56 am, #250350
I see I'm not the only one here who likes The Onion :-)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 12, 2013, 11:14 am, #250346
Just brings so many tears to my eyes. . . *sniff* 5 nutty squirrels.


HELL -


TAGS: future life
Rating: 4.69/5

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MY FAVOURITE COLOUR ? - Black... It Reminds Me Of Your Future




WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES - You will move into your future. I will be held in the present and my poverty.


TAGS: walk shoes future present poverty
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:07 pm, #235251
Thanks mao.
maoworks2 - May 27, 2012, 8:05 am, #235235
nice.


FUTURE - Farther you see, darker it is.


TAGS: future dark
Rating: 3.85/5

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Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 4:58 pm, #174261
The stork is an unattended bonus...good job


ABSTINENCE -


TAGS: life time human nature joke then now family future
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by giulio

lolman - August 17, 2009, 1:46 am, #108975
she was on TV the other night and showed her stomach... i threw up in my mouth .. alot.
MO - August 2, 2009, 10:48 am, #103877
v*****! It may not be a clown car, but in this family....it's a semi-automatic!


GALAXY MAP -




WHO KILLED THE ELECTRIC CAR? -




IT IS THURSDAY - I see a Friday in your very near future




BIOFUEL - The future has arrived




BACK TO THE FUTURE II - We have neither hoverboards nor do we have flying cars, but at least every damn movie is in 3D.


TAGS: back to the future 2 3d movies
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 6:20 pm, #184072
He's a constant low vote bomber... overdue punishment.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 6:19 pm, #184071
Not sure why he asked me about this on the other poster. Oh well.
rerun - July 11, 2010, 6:13 pm, #184070

never saw Avatar, don't plan on seeing it.


HELLO MCFLY -




LASSIE KNOWS -


TAGS: timmy lassie future
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - September 18, 2010, 1:30 pm, #194360

excellent.


TEAMWORK - Only by working together can we close the noose on the past for future generations self-esteem.




DOMINATION - If you cannot predict the future, create it.


TAGS: predict the future
Rating: 3.53/5

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G4briel - April 21, 2010, 4:47 pm, #172907
Deleting it is so much better...


THE FUTURE - Just Making The Stuff We Already Have Look Cooler.


TAGS: future cooler the lol car
Rating: 3.5/5

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Bartimaeus - August 11, 2010, 9:37 pm, #188913
Imagine getting rear ended by that thing.
Derek - August 11, 2010, 9:32 pm, #188912
The cooler the car the worse the visibility
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:21 pm, #188908

RR once said to me "own the joke" . this is ok...patience and work the idea dude.
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:49 pm, #188900
@whatukno it's a bit concerning that you know what a b*** plug looks like
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:33 pm, #188898
I'm concerned if you park your b*** plug in your driveway! What have you been putting up there? Its an exit for petes sake
whatukno - August 11, 2010, 8:31 pm, #188897
Anyone else disturbed by the fact it looks like a b*** plug?
pzykosiz - August 11, 2010, 8:27 pm, #188895
would you really drive this type of thing? it looks like the bastard child of a prius and a turd
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 8:02 pm, #188887
You Bobviously don't get the joke......you should be ashamed of yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 7:59 pm, #188886
With all those "not funny enough's" in the queue, THIS gets through?


GREEN TECHNOLOGY -




PREDICTION - Telling the future by looking at the past assuming that conditions remain constant. This is like driving a car by looking in the rear-view mirror.


TAGS: car mirror future
Rating: 3.29/5

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MOONWALK -


TAGS: life time day past future celebration original 20 july 1969 nasa apollo 11 dream imagination
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:14 pm, #95156
Canada did it better.


LIFE -


TAGS: time past pre post existing condition future joke biohazard caution sign human destiny
Rating: 3.17/5

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okami - December 3, 2009, 6:42 pm, #142223
pretty well sums up the insurance company-GOP position, I'd say. . .


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: future football 49er 5 superbowls how does your team have
Rating: 3/5

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motisteel - February 22, 2010, 8:21 pm, #160173
Pittsburgh... been there, done that!
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:35 pm, #156641
that last Grey Cup was interesting
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm, #156640
Go Bombers!
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm, #156639
GO ROUGHRIDERS!!!!!...LOL
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm, #156638
Winnipeg Blue Bombers!
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:30 pm, #156637
Im from Manitoba not Saskatchewan.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:30 pm, #156636
Go cheer for your Roughriders
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:24 pm, #156635
GO Saints!
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:18 pm, #156634
God d***t, now im pissed
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:17 pm, #156633
DESTINY HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:16 pm, #156632
Game over.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:14 pm, #156631
have I ever refused ya’?...lol ur welcome Mr. G.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:10 pm, #156630
Thank you, Ron.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:09 pm, #156629
OOOOOH....destiny getting closer.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:08 pm, #156628
SHUT UP PHIL!!!! Hows that?...lol
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:07 pm, #156627
Somebody please tell Phil Simms to shut the fukk up.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:39 pm, #156616
Wow... so Bing.com finally forces Google to crank out some commercials, huh?
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:33 pm, #156615
DESTINY will come thru...you,ll see.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:29 pm, #156614
Yeah it looks like it's gonna come down to the last possession.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:27 pm, #156613
This is turning into a good game
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:26 pm, #156612
That was a fun 5 minutes...lol
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:25 pm, #156611
Spoke kind of soon there
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:21 pm, #156610
Nice to see the Saints finally ahead...lol


WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE - A world of enforced illiteracy, constant surveillance and automated pet torture




PRIVATE COLLECTION -




THE HILLS - Give 'em 10 years, one will be doing porn, one will be strung out, one will really "find jesus", and one will be doing commercials for feminine itch.




Man Without A Face -


TAGS: good evil chess past future
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 24, 2014, 7:59 am, #253781
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - March 24, 2014, 7:25 am, #253779

very nice


Welcome Mr. Bond... -




Justin Bieber -


TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am, #253082
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm, #253078
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am, #253070
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am, #253069
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?


And In The End -


TAGS: my little babies future death
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 17, 2014, 12:48 pm, #257118
...sure thing, after I get done cleaning up this mess; someone didn't put the mayonnaise lid back on tight...
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 12:45 pm, #257117
exactly; perhaps they should be saved upon a golden disc & launched to the stars to share with a distant life form - who then would most likely avoid this planet...
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:37 am, #257115
The melon....has found the cold dark place. While there, would you be so kind to reach in a bit further and grab me that porter?
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 6:09 pm, #257109
5L (or, in this case 500 DOA)
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 6:07 pm, #257108
Pretty 'Halloweeny', Greeny. Looks like all posters painting the image. Such it is, as sculpture in sand.


Just a world that we all must share -


TAGS: ravaged future
Rating: 5/5

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spanko - October 16, 2014, 10:50 am, #257107
TYVM.
Greeny - October 16, 2014, 10:02 am, #257105
N1


one day -




FROM TIME TO TIME -




CULTURE -




Knock Knock -




Writing a Future -




The Grandfather Paradox -


TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm, #253516
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am, #253502
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm, #253471
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm, #253470
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm, #253469
Lol!
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm, #253468
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am, #253467
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am, #253464
mind; POOM!


THE FUTURE - In space...no one can file for disability, beg for money, do drugs, experience paternity testing, have custody battles, etc...


TAGS: future poverty society downside
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:42 pm, #241391
Only because we aren't really there yet.


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